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DUMB. DUMMER | Dummer. Like nothing else. A parody of the GMC line of Hummer SUVs.

Dummer — Like Nothing Else

This project might give you the impression that I don't like Hummers. You'd be right. It was picked up by the New York Times Laugh Lines in 2008.

I've since made a few updates, to include the 2024 Hummer EV SUV.

The Hummer font is a slightly modified Antique Olive Nord. The Like Nothing Else tag line is Trade Gothic. Both have character widths increased to 110-120% and individually adjusted kerning.

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Hummer logo. (EPS, PNG, AI)
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Dummer logo. (EPS, PNG)

2 · The Hummer parodies

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TRULY LIKE NOTHING ELSE. | Dummer. Like nothing else. A parody of the GMC line of Hummer SUVs.
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DUMB. DUMMER | Dummer. Like nothing else. A parody of the GMC line of Hummer SUVs.
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GET ROOM TO GROW. | Dummer. Like nothing else. A parody of the GMC line of Hummer SUVs.
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THE ENVIRONMENT. F*CK IT. | Dummer. Like nothing else. A parody of the GMC line of Hummer SUVs.
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DRIVE. EVERYWHERE. | Dummer. Like nothing else. A parody of the GMC line of Hummer SUVs.
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HAVE THE BIGGEST. | Dummer. Like nothing else. A parody of the GMC line of Hummer SUVs.

3 · The Obnoxious is electric

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12.5 MORE INCHES. | Dummer. Like nothing else. A parody of the GMC line of Hummer SUVs.
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EVERYONE WILL NOTICE. | Dummer. Like nothing else. A parody of the GMC line of Hummer SUVs.
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DOES THIS CAR MAKE ME LOOK BIG? | Dummer. Like nothing else. A parody of the GMC line of Hummer SUVs.
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THE BEST TOYS RUN ON BATTERIES. | Dummer. Like nothing else. A parody of the GMC line of Hummer SUVs.
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4 · Reception

4.1 · Rants

It delights me that this project produced my first hate mail.

I want to meet Doug and give him a hug for adding another dimension to this project.

4.2 · Raves

The images got picked up by the New York Times laughlines blog, which drew a couple of fan mails.

But neither made me feel as good as Doug's email.

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Nature Biotechnology cover

Thu 23-04-2026

My cover design on the 7 April 2026 Nature Biotechnology issue shows the dendrogram that represents a cluster of uniquely expressed (or downregulated) genes in human naive stem cells induced from such cells. Within each dendrogram block, the genomic barcode sequence (sampled from Supplementary Table 1) is depicted with a Code 39 barcode. The highlighted barcode is one of those used for cell isolation.

Ishiguro S. et al. A multi-kingdom genetic barcoding system for precise clone isolation (2026) Nature Biotechnology 44:616–629.

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My Nature Biotechnology phylogenetic tree cover (volume 44, issue 4, 7 April 2026). (more)

Browse my gallery of cover designs.

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A catalogue of my journal and magazine cover designs. (more)

Happy 2026 π Day—
Art for the 5%

Fri 13-03-2026

Celebrate π Day (March 14th) and enjoy the art — but only if you're part of the 5%.

Go ahead, see what you can't see.

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2026 π DAY | Art for the 5%. Shown in the style of Ishihara color test plates, the art is visible only to those with colour blindness. (details)

Ishihara's Tests for Colour Deficiency

Sun 08-03-2026

Authentic and accurate images of Ishihara's test plates photographed (and lovingly color-corrected) from the 38-plate Ishihara's Tests for Colour Deficiency.

I also provide the position, size, and color of each circle on each test plate.

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ISHIHARA'S TEST PLATE 6 | This plate is part of the set of transformation plates. If you see 5, you're ok. If you see 2, you're not. (details)
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ISHIHARA'S TEST PLATE 18 | This plate is part of the set of mysterious hidden plates. If you don't see anything, you're ok. If you see 5, you're not. (details)

Symmetric alternatives to the ordinary least squares regression

Wed 23-07-2025

What immortal hand or eye, could frame thy fearful symmetry? — William Blake, "The Tyger"

This month, we look at symmetric regression, which, unlike simple linear regression, it is reversible — remaining unaltered when the variables are swapped.

Simple linear regression can summarize the linear relationship between two variables `X` and `Y` — for example, when `Y` is considered the response (dependent) and `X` the predictor (independent) variable.

However, there are times when we are not interested (or able) to distinguish between dependent and independent variables — either because they have the same importance or the same role. This is where symmetric regression can help.

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Nature Methods Points of Significance column: Symmetric alternatives to the ordinary least squares regression. Geometry of quantities minimized in OLS and symmetric regression. OLS minimizes `\Sigma e_y^2` in `Y` ~ `X` and `\Sigma e_x^2` `X` ~ `Y`. Pythagorean regression minimizes AB (magenta). Geometric means regression (GMR) minimizes area of ABP (orange). Orthogonal regression (OR) minimizes HP (blue). (read)

Luca Greco, George Luta, Martin Krzywinski & Naomi Altman (2025) Points of significance: Symmetric alternatives to the ordinary least squares regression. Nat. Methods 22:1610–1612.

Beyond Belief Campaign BRCA Art

Wed 11-06-2025

Fuelled by philanthropy, findings into the workings of BRCA1 and BRCA2 genes have led to groundbreaking research and lifesaving innovations to care for families facing cancer.

This set of 100 one-of-a-kind prints explore the structure of these genes. Each artwork is unique — if you put them all together, you get the full sequence of the BRCA1 and BRCA2 proteins.

Propensity score weighting

Mon 17-03-2025

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. —Mr. Spock (Star Trek II)

This month, we explore a related and powerful technique to address bias: propensity score weighting (PSW), which applies weights to each subject instead of matching (or discarding) them.

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Nature Methods Points of Significance column: Propensity score weighting. (read)

Kurz, C.F., Krzywinski, M. & Altman, N. (2025) Points of significance: Propensity score weighting. Nat. Methods 22:638–640.

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