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e.e. spammings - Beautiful Language Of Spam Poetry
contents
The world doesn't need more spam. But it needs more poetry. Given the excess of one and shortage of the other, I thought it would be useful to develop a process that turned spam into poetry.
The e.e. spamming project recycles spam into poetry. The availability and permanence of spam suggests that this is a sustainable effort.
Below are two examples of e.e. spammings . The first was extracted from a slightly ghoulish Russian spam and the second from a religiously constrained romantic advance.
dead drugs(Cocain)
fine white love
fine?,000,000
dead drugs(Cocain)
bag and money and banks
money
let me have you
you
you
i give you you (more) myself new
god makes his way into every theme
god?
you
you
i you
you (more)
miss
ee cummings is one of my most cherished poets. His words tickle the language center, and their ambiguity and mis-un-grammatical-ness send them straight into that part of the brain that gives me the feeling, more than meaning, for what the words stand for.
Reading him is reading (and) feeling(s). And being closer to feelings and further from thoughts is a good way to pass time.
This project is my ongoing love-affair with words, loose structure, tangents, and, of course, ee cummings. The e.e. spammings here do not do justice to his work—nothing else can. The best they can do is echo and hint, and abandon the limit of their lowly origins.
e.e. spammings are spam edited into a format reminiscent of the poetry of ee cummings. Unwanted solicitations for questionable endeavours and products suddenly turn into heady words of the new literature. Art suddenly freed from the husk of spam.
Literature 2.0 — from unlikely origins.
All the e.e. spammings shown here are based on actual spam I have received. e.e. spammings are created by manual editing (not by an automated system — a trickier challenge) of the spam using the following rules
- all text is transformed to lowercase
- line breaks and spaces between words can be added
- punctuation, including brackets, can be added or removed
i think we can → (i think) we can - words can be removed from the spam
i amayoung goodlooking girl... → i am young (good) ... - existing words can be repeated
click together → click,click,click (together) - form of word (e.g. singular/plural, tense, etc) can be altered (applied infrequently, extends rule 2)
thank's for your... → thank's for you ...
Several rules can be applied at once, or iteratively, such as in example of rules #4 where (a) words were removed and (b) punctuation was added.
With these rules, e.e. spammings are extracted (not written) from spam. Each spam has a multitude of e.e. spammings — consider extracting your own.
Contribute your e.e. spammings!
Send the original spam and its e.e. spamming to Martin Krzywinski. Or, submit your alternative to the e.e. spammings for spam shown here.
Don't have any spam? Check out the MIT Spam Archives.
Thanks to Nathan Richan who contributed "here from busy adding" and "anyone want all 50 (?)".
Below is an example of how a spam (shown on the left) has one if its e.e. spammings extracted.
original spam
Hello
My name is susan i am a young good looking girl with full of love and carring also romantic and faithful,well i saw your profile and i love it,i think we can click together please i will like you to email back through my email adderss thus:(susan.momodu02@yahoo.com) i will like you to use your email address to contact me directly to my emailbox.at the same time i will show you my photo and you also know more about me.
thank's for your understanding,
susan
original spam marked with edits
Hello
My name is susan i am a young (good) looking girl with full of love and carring also romantic
and faithful,well ,well,well i saw your profile (and) i love
it,(i think) we can ,click,click,click (together) please i will
like you to email back through my email adderss
thus:(susan.momodu02@yahoo.com) i will like you
to use your email address to contact me directly
to my emailbox.at the same time i will show
you my photo and you also know more about
me.
thank's for your understanding,
susan
e.e. spamming
i am young (good)
with of love
and carring
also romantic
and faithful
,well,well,well
i saw (and) i love
it,
(i think) we can
,click,click,click (together)
please
i will like you to
i will like you to
to me to my
i will show you
my
and you about me
thank's for you
The star ratings are my own evaluation of the quality of each e.e. spamming.
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you are very i wish i could get you
-
please reply me back i have
-
(i came) here to look for my second half,
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i am young (good) with of love and carring
-
hello (greetings) my is a young girl
-
u in good i come across your
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i got to touch you i like us
-
decide touch become more believe today
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i am are you fine in perfect i
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i in my in box in you more my will
-
my is free open like life
-
i am love,well today
-
loving is really for seeking my (or with)
-
are you i that is you as is my
-
fine? dead drugs(Cocain)
-
to come (hurry) for me one left
-
this today passed late
-
you today?,i (hope)
-
god? you you i you you (more) miss
-
your today your day? mine together?
-
we? i: for you? is it our first?
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i did this born to be in search of something
-
my one hope is you you, who you are,
-
why me? your response (answer)a
you, please can you?my
i wish (to) this i know this (to)
day to week and year deceive me
jesus orphans: motherless babies
the lord always suffering
lord: i am old suffering the years in heaven
our jesus old (&) a new convert,
lord jesus god jesus christ divine away way
i am aging from time
god, i have it deep in(to) i have
in search for more
women and fire. made to cure
i became you. so you
is my pleasure you today just you easy and new
you reach (through) my (private) something
i don't want this surprise
this grief heart will cost my life
i am you you are?
love good i'm good girl
i got friends to know
never tall slim fair
to get your happy
are you? i am looking for
easy-old world come share my side
how good is life with you i know you feel new
i am searching for contact help me you
i escaped my life to be wicked
to you i am new here to make a new you
today? blessings with sickness
looking for my & you
nice on for in with hope be
here from busy adding
anyone want all 50 (?)
you, you and you
hope finds you in distance
to you with you
i have to you without from you
everyone is life
problem? problem
i'am easy-going stranger
i saw today i know know you
you doing you doing good
i want you and me
there,hope feeling desire
old, swell as pains
cancer the work of the lord
i was here sick last
here is our to make for us
how i want you to this me
god knows to be afraid
help. help me my condition
good problems out there
your identity our claim
desperately need your. your,
i (don't) want (this) you ok
stop reach see
our transgenic knock(out)
my dying desire for you
good good good?
its desire you see
its desire
pleasure to you
please stop avoiding me
this is you, man
i need you privately
good day without you
doctor death can alleviate
my, life you, here how, nice
without contention
Answering questions about friendship and love
What is friendship? What is love? This poem answers this concretely. Friends respect, admire and suffer no contentions.
original spam
From: silvia awad
Date: Friday, April 9, 2010 1:32 PM
Hi dear,
you are very nice
I wish i could get to know you for
it is my pleasure to have you as my friend
for a friend is all about Respect,,,Admiration,contentious and
affectionante also friendship is consist of sharing of ideas and
showing true affection without cheats,,,lies and betray so can you
welcome me, lets get to the ocean of love ?????????????
I am miss silvia by name
e.e. spamming
Wed Apr 27 2011 / v2 Mon 2 May 2011
you are very
i wish
i could get you
for my pleasure
have you
as my for all
respect,,,admiration,contentious and
affectionante
also
of sharing
of ideas
and
showing true affection
without
cheats,,,lies
and
betray
so can you
welcome me?
I love the awkward invitation of this phrase, wet with cliche.
lets get to the ocean of love
i am miss by name
is there anyone there?
Urgent communicator
What if you know something important, but nobody will listen?
original spam
From: Miss Ruth Umar
Date: Thursday, November 25, 2010 12:27 PM
please reply
me back i have
something to tell
you inmportant
Ruth
e.e. spamming
Wed Apr 27 2011
Beautiful in its original form.
please reply
me back i have
something to tell
you (inmportant)
we are two halves
First came the first half, then the second
We are quantities, ratioed by a line between us.
original spam
From: Suzzy Benju
Date: Friday, October 1, 2010 3:39 PM
Hello
Greetings,
My name is suzzy, I came here to look for my second half, my soulmate, my friend is to tell about my self as i haven't seen you in person but i feel something inside, i feel like a little sign of hope that am not doing this in vain, please if you don't mind i will like us to be friends and know each other, i will tell you more about my self and also send you my photos as soon as you reply this letter, Remember Age, Colour or Distance are nothing when it comes to a true Friendship, So am waiting for your lovely response !
Thanks from Suzzy
e.e. spamming
Wed Apr 27 2011
(i came) here to look for my second half,
my soulmate,
my friend
to tell about my self (as i haven't seen you in person but)
Profoundly sad, to me. The idea of someone sending spam, but feeling something inside, moistens the eye.
(i feel) something inside
(i feel) like a little sign of hope
am that not doing this in vain
please
(if you don't mind)
(i will) like us to be friends
(i will) tell you more about my self
I've removed mentions of photos. Too base.
and (also) send my soon as you reply
distance are nothing to true friendship
lovely you am waiting so
click3
interface to love
Peripherals as conduits for emotion.
original spam
From: Susan Momodu
Date: Saturday, June 19, 2010 7:00 AM
Hello
My name is susan i am a young good looking girl with full of love and
carring also romantic and faithful,well i saw your profile and i love
it,i think we can click together please i will like you to email back
through my email adderss thus:(susan.momodu02@yahoo.com) i will like
you to use your email address to contact me directly to my
emailbox.at
the same time i will show you my photo and you also know more about
me.
thank's for your understanding,
susan
e.e. spamming
Wed Apr 27 2011
i am young (good)
with of love
and carring
also romantic
and faithful
...in anticipation of the clicks below
,well,well,well
i saw (and) i love
it,
I am enjoying the emphatic repetition of 'click' to mean 'compatibility', but also the suggestion of the of a mouse, if this be some online affair.
(i think) we can
,click,click,click (together)
please
I was happy to see this phrase repeated in the spam, removing the need to duplicate it myself.
i will like you to
i will like you to
to me to my
i will show you
my
and you about me
thank's for you
we got to know
interest brings closeness
original spam
From: Charity Ramson
Date: Friday, May 14, 2010 1:03 PM
Hello greetings
My name is Princess Charity R. a young girl with a free sensual mind,
lover of emotion, articulation, compatibility and compassionate are my
features. Am seeking for a long term friendship with you because i derived
interest at your profile write up via Andorra Homepage. Friendship brings
favor and unity.So lets see if we have the same taught and
feelings.Contact me via my private mailbox below so that we got to know
each other better. My email address is:- charity_luv2010@hotmail.fr
Thanks and take care,
Charity
e.e. spamming
Wed Apr 27 2011
Hello
(greetings)
My is a young girl
free sensual (mind), with
lover emotion, of
articulation, in
compatibility, my
compassionate, my also
seeking term with you
interest at your write up
friendship brings
favor
unity. So lets see
we have the same taught and feelings
me via my box
"Below" is closer to "know" than to "box". Not lost on me.
below
This is my favourite part, taken from "we got to know each other better."
we got to know
mind happiness
but there are others
Repeated references to long-lasting suggests requirement for stamina.
original spam
From: precious s
Date: Wednesday, March 24, 2010 4:06 AM
Hi Friend.
Hope this email finds u in good health.I come across your name and
profile in love site as I have interest In u i deem it very necessary to get in
touch with u for a long-lasting relationship.beside My name is Precious Sary
22yrs old female,has decent hobbies like reading and swimmimg and i desires to
make long-lasting friendship with you.Do u think age,colour or distance is any
bar to make such friendly relationship with you?If not,then stretch your hand
to me and accept mine. If you feel like we will be friends fine,then u mail me
back so that I will forward u my photos and Introduce myself to u more, So from
there we will get to know each other very well.just bear in mind that there is
only one happiness in life,to love and be loved.I will always remain yours in
love. With Big Kisess And Hugs! From Precious Kindly Reply At
pro30ameve@hotmail.com
e.e. spamming
Wed Apr 27 2011
u in good
i come across your
Love is a need for interest and an interesting need. Both necessary. Fun word games ensue.
in love (as interest) very necessary
to get
in touch
u long-lasting
relationship.beside my
hobbies
desires
long-lasting you.do
to make such with you?if not,
stretch your hand to mine.
you feel like friends fine,then
me back i will to u more
there we will get to each
other
very well.just
Incredibly insightful, taken from "just bear in mind that there isonly one happiness in life.
mind is one happiness
in,
to,
be loved.i
always in love.with big reply
today ok!
mindful in the present, hopeful for the future
Use of recontact suggests request for second attempt. First one lacking, or forgotten?
Oh, and who isn't waiting for happy?
original spam
From: Tonia Osah
Date: Wednesday, March 24, 2010 4:06 AM
Hi dear,
i got your contact today,and decide to get in touch with you,and i will like us to become friends and know other the more. I believe you will recontact me through my e-mail address (tonia_kon66@yahoo.com) today ok!
(Remember distance, colour or age does not matter, but love matters in a relationship.)
Waiting for your response.
Happy new year.
Tonia.
e.e. spamming
Wed Apr 27 2011
i got
to touch you
Reminds me of ee cummings' 'i like my body when it is with your body' poem.
i like us
and know the more.
believe
recontact
me
today ok!
but matters
We are all.
waiting for
happy
e.e. spamming
Thu Apr 28 2011 / v2 Fri Apr 29 2011
I could see this as lyrics in an Enigma song.
decide touch
become more
believe today
For the science nerds, who don't mind the occasional cliche.
remember matter
love matters
you fine in perfect i
love hopes and is willing to wait
This poem emphasizes the need for a meeting of both mind and body. It is short and leaves much to the imagination.
original spam
From: babskd1@katamail.com
Date: Sunday, April 4, 2010 2:22 PM
Hi! I am Charity!
how are you!
hope you are
fine and in
perfect condition
of health. I
went through
your profile
and i read it
and took intersest
in it,if you don't
mind i will like
you to write me
on this ID:
(charityskd@hotmail.com)
hope to hear from
you soon, I will be
waiting for your
mail because i
have something
VERY important
to tell you.
Lots of love Charity!
e.e. spamming
Thu Apr 28 2011
i am
are you
fine in perfect i
through i your mind
That's were all the touching happens.
(i will) like you to me soon
(i will) wait for something of love
my my my
possession is 90% of love
Starts suggestively and ends certainly, but creepily.
original spam
From: helen Vaye
Date: Saturday, March 20, 2010 7:01 PM
Hello
My name is Helen
i saw your email today in my inbox and became intrested in you, i will also like to know you more, and if you can send an email to my email address, i will give you my pictures here is my email address (helen_3b4@yahoo.com.ph)contact my gmail pls so i can reply u I believe we can move from here! Am waiting for your mail to my email address above because i have a lot to tell you,
Lot's of love, Helen
e.e. spamming
Thu Apr 28 2011
This feels like pure ee cummings to me, particularly the suggestive 'in box'
i in my in box in you more
my will
and if you to
will my
Emphatic possession ends this piece in a slightly creepy tone.
my my we my
i have you
to be your mind
get into the brain and stay there
Once again, love anchored by meeting of the minds.
original spam
From: Judy Peterson
Date: Thursday, June 24, 2010 3:27 AM
Hello sweetie
My name is judy, i'm a free minded, open hearted girl, i like to take life as easy as i could, i'm one of the few that still belives in friendship,love, trust and signs, am very much single and ready to mingle. was browsing through the internet and came across your contact at (www.yasni.at) belive me i like what i see and i am attracted to you, it will be my sincere pleasure to be your friend if you don't mind, i hope you will not take my request for granted, feel free to email me,i will appreciate it if you can send me some pics, i look forward to hear from you soon.
Take care.
Judy.
e.e. spamming
Thu 28 Apr 2011
my is free open
like life
one few love
very much
and to through
your like i
see
i
am
to
you
This combination just works. Really well, too. There's something about a brain.
be my pleasure
to be your mind
you feel free
i will
if you can
i to
from you
cool self.kisses
everything just comes together
I can't believe how well "cool self.kisses" works here. Notice the original even has the theatrical period between "self" and "kisses". I love spam.
original spam
From: Pacasline Diane
Date: Monday, May 17, 2010 10:52 AM
Hello Dear,
How are you hope fine,My name is pascalin.i am a beautiful young girl with full of love Well, i saw your profile today at www.yasni.at and i was interested on it,i hope we can make good friend,i will like you to contact me back through my email address:,(pascalin.2@hotmail.com)
so that i can tell you more about myself and also send to you my photo,hoping for your lovely reply soonest,yours in love,stay cool and enjoy your self.kisess
yours
Miss pascalin. PLZ CONTACT ME IN MY E-MAIL BOX(pascalin.2@hotmail.com)
e.e. spamming
Thu 28 Apr 2011
Love can burn briefly, the sender suggests.
i am love,well
today
i was hope,like
back through
soonest,yours in
This phrase turned out stunning. Self kissing in a box. Cool.
cool self.kisses
me
in my box
this i in a we
two lovers contain each other
original spam
From: Alicia Harry
Date: Monday, September 28, 2009 2:05 PM
Hello
Dearest, I'm a loving girl who is really seeking for my true friend or partner to share with, am very gentle, kind,and responsible young girl.Please permit me to contact you through this medium,I believe in a future we will share some Important experience of our life.Pls kindly contact me through my private e-mail address below (mis_alicia20001@yahoo.com) ,I will be expecting your urgent reply.I have something very important to tell you. stay blessed. Lovely,
Alicia.
e.e. spamming
Fri 29 Apr 2011
loving is really
for
seeking my (or with)
very me to you
Works really well.
this i in a we
some
of (our) me
i will (your)
i have to
to you in you i you
a sandwich of you and me
The column of pronouns stacks nicely.
original spam
From: Blessing Blessing
Date: Tuesday, April 28, 2009 4:43 PM
Hi Dear,
how are you today i hope that every things is ok with you as it is my great pleasure to contact you in having communication with you, please i wish you will have the desire with me so that we can get to know each other better and see what happened in future.
i will be very happy if you can write me through my email for easiest communication and to know all about each other, and also give you my pictures and details about me, here is my email (blessingb96@yahoo.com) i will be waiting to hear from you as i wish you all the best for your day.your new friend.PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO EMAIL ME HERE (blessingb96@yahoo.com)FOR MORE EXPLANATION
e.e. spamming
Fri 29 Apr 2011
are you i
that is
you
as is
my
to you
in you
i you
with
me
so we to each
i will you
me
and
also my
me
here my will
to
you
you
you
me
dead drugs(Cocain)
fine white love
While most other e.e. spamming are about classic, pure love between two people, this one is about pure love between one person and pure.
original spam
From: borisskalou@cantv.net
Date: Saturday, August 1, 2009 2:09 AM
Hi friend,
How are you and other memebrs of your family, hope fine?.Please I need your help to assist me and claim out this $23,000,000.00 USD from a finance firm who is oweing me and you will benefit from it with 30% of the money because you will claim to be the beneficiary of this money since my Boss is dead he deals on drugs(Cocain)or Big C as they call it.I am just his bag man(one who flys his money abroad and to banks to deposit his money. Let me have your name address and mobile telephone number. I shall send you my contact as soon as I hear from you.
Yours
Mr.Boris Kalou
e.e. spamming
Fri 29 Apr 2011
fine?,000,000
dead drugs(Cocain)
The only e.e. spammings so far with a dollar amount.
bag and money and banks
money
Pulp (love) fiction.
let me have you
you
you
for me one left
a lover's instructions
The content of the original spam is lost in this e.e. spamming. In extracting this e.e. spamming, I didn't want to choose the obvious stranded victim theme.
Often, once the first line of the e.e. spamming is extracted, the rest follows. In this case, I knew that I wanted to include "hurry" and paired it with "to come", when I saw that both "left" and "right" appeared in the spam.
original spam
From: Amanda Tatum
Date: Monday, March 7, 2011 7:52 AM
I am truly sorry to bother you with my problem,this has to come in a hurry. I had traveled out of town on a personal trip,
Unfortunately for me I happenned to be one of the Haiti victim,but i have travelled to UK England before the incident happenned, I had an Emergency call up presentation seminar in London and then left immediately but i lost my family including my properties there,right now am stranded here I don't know what to do or where to go to.that is why I am sending you an email. Please can you loan me about $450Dollars today? so I can return to the State, As soon as I get to the State I would refund it immediately,ipromise.
Amanda.
e.e. spamming
Sat 30 Apr 2011
to come (hurry)
for me one left
my my right
now here to do
to go
that is i you
you (today?) can soon get it
,ipromise
and in sorrow god
lamentations of the unfairness of existentialism
Seeing "God" appear twice forced the theme, and in particular the proximity of "sorrow" to the second appearance of "God". Fortunately, enough words offered a complete symmetry in "and in your god" and "and in sorrow god".
Unlike in the e.e. spamming to come (hurry) for me one left, this one had its last phrases written first. Having ended in sadness and angst, the mood of its start was fixed and it was just a matter of extracting the words.
original spam
From: JULIE DAVE
Date: Sunday, November 28, 2010 5:56 PM
From Dave's Wife, Julie
Hello My Dear,
This is Dave's wife, Julie. I am writing this message to you today because my husband Dave passed away on December 17 2009. My late husband was diagnosed with cancer and heart attack just before he was admitted to the hospital. He did begin treatment, but suffered a blood clot and heart attack after his first treatment. After all he died on the same sickness.
It is my desire and enthusiasm to donate a token/huge amount of money he told about for the less privilege as he instructed me when he was at the point of death. Being a devoted christian family i have no other option than to use this amount is $22 million to help those that is in need. so I would like you to think over this huge privilege that i am entrusting to your hand for the survival of the casualties and homeless, just send me your full names, home address, telephone number, occupation and more information about you in your next message for the service of God in your country and for the less privilege one's.
Finally, I know you join me and the rest of Dave's family in our sorrow and ask God to accept him in his kingdom. Kindly reply immediately together with your complete address which will be used for the transferring of the money to your country.
Reply to this address: juliebliss@mysinamail.com
Best Regards,
Mrs. Julie
e.e. spamming
Sat 30 Apr 2011
this today passed late
with
and just before
begin
after first
after all
the same
desire the less of death
being no other than you
think over this privilege
and in your god
God is at his best in our sorrow. We feed it to him like seeds and grow more misery.
and in sorrow god
him (in his best)
i give you you (more) myself new
god makes his way into every theme
Two e.e. spammings from this spam. After extracting the first, I wanted to find a much shorter one, with a single and unambiguous message.
original spam
From: bridget johnson
Date: Saturday, February 27, 2010 9:39 AM
Hello
Complement of the season and happy new year.
Hi My Dear contact me at(birdgtet@ymail.com)
How are you today?,I hope you are fine.If so thank be to (God) almighty.My name is Bridget I am looking for honest and nice person.Somebody who care and fear God whom i can partner with I don't care about your colour or ethnicity. I'm sending you this beautiful mail with love and happiness.I am looking forward to hear from you, Dont forget to write me directly to my email address on (birdgtet@ymail.com) so that i can give you my pictures and tell you more about myself.
Thanks Yours new lover,
Miss Bridget.
e.e. spamming
Sat 30 Apr 2011
you today?,i (hope)
(you) thank
(god)
(god)
love to
from you
i give you
you (more)
As strangers become known to us, so do our parts.
myself new
e.e. spamming
Sat 30 Apr 2011
god?
you
you
i you
The better choice.
you (more)
miss
you and i i miss
hanging out at the hip is fun
The exquisite "relation-hip" makes this spam a prime candidate for an e.e. spamming.
"Miss miracle" is, too, an auspicious combination allowing for "you and i i miss" and "miracle waiting".
original spam
From: miracle_m-t@katamail.com
Date: Saturday, April 30, 2011 8:54 PM
Hello;
give me your time today.How was your day?,Mine is a little bit hot over here .How about your family not forgetting friends and work all together?hope all are okay.please bear with me.I Really like to have a good relation-hip with you,and i have a special reason why i decided to contact you.My
name is Miss miracle John rang.I am 24 years old girl.,waiting to read from you .
thanks
e.e. spamming
Sun 1 May 2011
your today
your day?
mine together?
I adore relation-hip. A body part? A feeling? What's the difference?
relation-hip
you and i i miss
miracle waiting
.
is it our first?
wondering whether it will work out
The colon and question marks are preserved, as are the numbers of the itemized questions, which form a rarely seen structure in spam.
original spam
From: Alisa
Date: Friday, June 11, 2010 7:38 AM
I am Alisa (ID 256723), I like your profile, can we meet?
Hello, I am Alisa, my Id 256723
I like your profile, I would like to know:
1. if the age difference important for you?
2. where is it comfortable to organize our first meeting?
3. do you wish to visit me at my place?
4. do you like my profile and new photos?
e.e. spamming
Sun 1 May 2011
we? i: (1) for you?
(2) is it our first?
(3) do you wish (my)?
(4) do you like (my)?
suffer a brain to death
lamentations in the evening of possibility
The land of e.e. spammings is not all rosey. Not at all. This is one of the e.e. spammings that manages to depress me (further).
original spam
From: philippe.martini08
Date: Monday, January 11, 2010 7:48 AM
Hello,
I will contact you as true today as they did not know that does this gesture on my part. My name is Mr. Philippe Martin born in Canada, but I have special reason to be an adventurer in search of something. The reason that drives me to you is: I want to go through your channel to a charity in your department. I was born April 25, 1940 in Alberta. It is a gift in some way and it is the sum of 7.2 million euros. My marital status is such that I have no wife and fewer children to whom I could bequeath this legacy, and I now suffer from a malignant brain tumor I am condemned to certain death. That's why I want so graceful and in order to help poor children told you this legacy to carry out this charity. If you agree I would have the following information:
Your full name,
Your contacts
A fax number if available;
I count on your goodwill and also the proper use of these funds for this work.
Mr. Philippe Martini
e.e. spamming
Sun 1 May 2011
i did this
born to be
in search of something
born in
some way
no wife and
children
i and i now
Best line. Ever.
suffer a brain to
death
why i and
poor
this i
have: a number
for this
i am now just seams
from nowhere, something special
original spam
From: anita goodluck
Date: Tuesday, September 22, 2009 7:37 AM
Hello My dear one
How are you? i hope all is well with you, i hope you may not know me, and i
don't know who you are, My Name is Miss Anita goodluck, i am just
broswing now i just saw your Email it seams like some thing touches me
all over my body, i started having some feelings in me which i have
never experience in me before, so i became interested in you, l will
also like to know you the more,and l want you to send an email. so l can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.
I believe we can move from here!
I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.
(Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life)
miss Anita
e.e. spamming
Thu 5 May 2011
my one hope is
you ,
who you are,
i am now
A fortunate misspelling, suggesting a coming apart at the seams.
just seams
some touches
me my body
feelings
in me
never
in me
before you
l in you
to you (more)
want you (to so)
you
my
you
l am (i we)
can (here!)
am (your or not)
love (life)
why me?
request for explanation
original spam
From: Edward Fitzgerald
Date: Monday, October 18, 2010 5:17 AM
why havent you contacted me ?
looking forward to your urgent response...
Regards
Edward Fitzgerald QC (Esq)
Doughty Street Chambers
1 Crown Office Row, Temple, London EC4Y 7HH
Tel: 020 77977111
Private Email: edwardfitzgerald02@gmail.com (your answer should be sent to my email Private)
e.e. spamming
Thu 12 May 2011
why me?
Hello? Is there anybody out there?
your response (answer)
simple need, a feel
request for sensory input
original spam
From: Anita Amor
Date: Tuesday, March 30, 2010 8:05 AM
Hello Dear , I hope you are in good health , please can i get to know you?my name is Anita,i am just a simple lady,in need of a good friend,if you feel the same,think about it and get back to me so that i can send you some of my picture and also tell you more about me. Thanks and remain bless. Anita
e.e. spamming
Thu 12 May 2011
you, please
can you?my
simple need, a feel
it
me you
you me
most odds, the odds, all odds. good
easy is better
original spam
From: clara23@katamail.com
Date: Sunday, October 4, 2009 5:24 AM
Am Clara Omarsani, I wish to communicate with you through this medium, i know this mail will come to you by surprise,I wish to get in acquittance with you, to be closer and may discover ourselves as real partners in life. for easy and better communication, reply With my personal email adderss (clara4luv@gmx.com) you know having a prophesy of love over someone there most be odds around the corner, but no matter the odds, love survive all odds.I am responsible and courageous, sexy, romantic and with good looking statue, I know with good mind you will admit my request.
Thanks and God bless you,
Yours new friend
clara.
e.e. spamming
Thu 12 May 2011
i wish (to) this
i know this (to)
surprise
i wish (to) you (to be)
closer
ourselves
real
in
easy
better
my
love
most odds,
the odds,
all odds.
good
deceive me through this picture
time flows and lies
original spam
From: Grace William
Date: Thursday, April 8, 2010 2:43 AM
Hi friend,
compliments of the day to you. I Wish You A Memorable week And A
Wonderful, Glamorous And Fruitful New Year (2010),I am Dr Grace William, am
deceive,I'm positive, quiet, communicative,young looking lead,I wish to have a
good and meaningful relationship with you,permit me to contact you through this
medium,here is my private email so that i will tell you all about myself and a
picture of myself. looking forward to
hear from you Thanks and God bless.
Dr Grace
e.e. spamming
Thu 12 May 2011
Time and the hours run through the most deluded day.
day to week and year deceive
me through
this picture
myself looking
to you
humanity (not people)
nobody upstairs is listening, or cares
This is one of my best e.e. spammings .
original spam
From: Nanna Lewis Orphanage Home.
Date: Thursday, March 4, 2010 1:36 AM
dear beloved one,
Calvary greetings to you in Jesus name amen. I know this letter might come as a surprise to you but I was inspired to do so as a result of the Orphans and motherless babies under my care.
Initially, I stated this work with few children and I was able to take care of them. It was later many children were brought to me and I was making every effort to meet up with their daily needs.
Based on this, I started sending financial appeal to Individuals, Government, Corporate bodies and Organizations for financial support to enable me continue with this God work and services to humanity.
If not that people some times listen to my cry for financial help, in fact, there is no way I would have continued.
My Father, Mother, Brother, Sister, if you receive this letter and God touches your heart, kindly assist the orphans and motherless.
No amount is too small, we will continue to remember you in prayer and God will not forget your contributions to the orphans and motherless.
Thanks and be blessed as you render services to God and humanity.
Yours in the service of God and humanity
nanna lewis orphanange home.
Mime-Version: 1.0
--
This message has been scanned for viruses and
dangerous content by MailScanner, and is
believed to be clean.
e.e. spamming
Thu 12 May 2011
To name a few.
jesus orphans:
motherless babies
children
humanity (not people)
my cry for fact
god touches
heart,kindly
you in prayer
To name even fewer.
god will forget:
your orphans
and thanks
and you
and humanity
god has been and is believed
you am me in the new now
god decides to take possession
Two very different e.e. spammings . In the first, god is asking to take you and in the second, the roles are reversed.
original spam
From: michael adex
Date: Wednesday, September 9, 2009 7:59 AM
Dear Beloved,
may the peace of the lord always be with you . my name is Rev Tony
from England; I am 76 years old now. I have been suffering in the sick
bed for the past 7 years. Now I believe that my time has come to join
my ancestors in heaven.
I got your email address from the Internet, as the spirit of Almighty
God directed me to contact you for this charity work. I have $
4,000,000.00 deposited in a safe location which I want you to claim on
my behalf for an important charitable project.
Can you honestly do this for me, if yes please forward to me your bank
particulars and your contact informations like private phone fax and
copy of your identity so that i will send it to the oraganization as
the new beneficiary of the said funds.
finally, i will like to know what you do as a living so that i can be
able to know if your work will allow you to handle this projact that
am comitting into your hand. get back to me through my privte email
adress below.
kamaraconte@live.com
Remain bless in the Lord.
Rev. Tony
__________________________________________________________________
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e.e. spamming
Fri 13 May 2011
the lord always
Both powerful and likely true.
suffering the sick bed (heaven)
i (as god)
for this
have a claim
on you for me
yes (please) me
Another option was 'have a claim on your your your identity' which would be equally creepy.
your your your
identity
as the new finally
i will like you
as a living
that i can know
you am me
in the
new now
e.e. spamming
Fri 13 May 2011
lord:
i am
old
suffering the years in heaven
There is something very Leonard Cohen about this phrase. I can almost hear him singing 'Lord, I got a spirit for you to claim.'
i got spirit
for you to claim
can you do this for me?please
as beneficiary (finally)
i will like
that you am me
get back to me, my privte lord
i need your help.me
asking jesus to be more useful — can't hurt
original spam
From: Ukadi Toyo
Date: Wednesday, January 13, 2010 7:02 AM
Greetings in name of our Lord Jesus Christ.I am Mrs Ukadi, 69years old
widow & a new Christian convert, suffering from long time cancer of
the blood.I have the sum($5.1m)USD in COTE D'IVOIRE i need your
help.Contact me for more information on how you will get it and how
you will use the money.
- Ukadi Toyo
e.e. spamming
Sun 15 May 2011
our jesus
old (&) a new convert, (suffering) of blood
i need your help.me
for more
you
you
use
save the little War here
another uncomfortable conversation with the man upstairs
original spam
From: Mr. MICHAEL BERGERON
Date: Monday, March 22, 2010 12:45 PM
Re: Grace Divine Orphanage / from Mr. Bergeron Michel
GRACE DIVINE ORPHANAGE
No. 12 Rue des Chevaliers de Plateau, Cocody
Abidjan - Côte d'Ivoire
Direct Phone: +225-4534-7225
Good Day Sir/ Mrs ;
Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus the son of the living GOD,
Jesus Christ of Nazareth. We the Grace Divine orphanage here in West
Africa precisely in Ivory Coast come this time to implore for your
assistance in away way that The Lord GOD will put in your heart.
We have hundreds of kids dying every day due to lack of nutrition,
clothes, materials for their education, financial most important etc…
We come down on our knees asking for help from you to help us save the
lives of these little ones that are victims of the War here in Ivory
Coast. If the Lord has placed something in your heart to assist us
with please email us and we shall instruct you how it can get to
us. The reason of all the demand is so that the Gospel of our Lord can
be preached.
Below are the links of these children/women/men:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc2L2DkIK-w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqlfdXfyxwM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt4aWojF9Rg
For the sake of GOD help us to rescue the sick ones and save them from
these lacks. May the Lord bless you and enrich you the more.
Shalom,
Yours in God’s vineyard,
Director of Divine Grace Orphanage
Mr. Michel Bergeron
Tel : +225-4534-7225
e.e. spamming
2011
lord jesus god
jesus christ
divine
away
way in your heart
dying every day
for most,
on our knees
asking
for (help) you (help)
save the little War here
(in) if the lord
has your heart
to please it (us)
the reason
the demand
the gospel
lord preached these
for sake of rescue the sick
these lacks enrich you (the more)
illness, i have and husband, i needed
sometimes a partner is better than an affliction
original spam
From: melisalogan342444@virgilio.it
Date: Monday, March 15, 2010 3:07 AM
I am Mrs.Melisa Logan an aging widow suffering from long time illness,(Cancer).
I have some funds I inherited from my late husband, the sum of US$15m and I
needed a very honest and God fearing person that will use the fund for God's
work to help the Charity and the less privileged. Bless you
e.e. spamming
Wed 18 May 2011
i am aging from time
illness, i have and
husband, i needed
and god,
fear(ing) that work less
now dying. i decided you
death bed change of mind
original spam
From: diane lynn
Date: Saturday, October 24, 2009 10:11 AM
God Bless, My name is Diane Lynn,
I have been diagnosed with cancer and it has eaten deep into my system,
I have undergone laryngectomy,now I'm dying.I have decided
to donate the sum of $15.5 million to you for the good work of the lord and humanity.
I want this last act of mine to be an offering unto GOD.
contact my lawyer using email:
Peter J.Wallace
p.wallace117@gmail.com
send this ref number as well ht/Dlyn/x001 may the good LORD bless you abundantly,
always extend the good work to others. I got your email from my personal search.
Regards,
Diane lynn
e.e. spamming
Wed 18 May 2011
god, i have it
deep in(to) i have,
now dying.
i decided you for good
i want this
in search for more
brevity is the soul of impatience
A short spam yields the shortest e.e. spamming so far.
original spam
From: Castle Metal Uk
Date: Wednesday, May 25, 2011 11:49 PM
We are in search of a foreign Agent. Reply for more details
e.e. spamming
Fri 27 May 2011
I'll stop writing these as soon as I find it.
in search (of)
(for)
more
women and fire
elements of the cure
original spam
From: jean sapeur
Date: Monday, June 27, 2011 9:17 PM
toward me, leaving the women and children at the fire. I made were possible to cure that natural antipathy, which every
e.e. spamming
Fri, 8 July 2011
Homage to Frost's Fire and Ice.
women and fire.
made to cure
(natural)
Well, maybe not every.
(every)
i became you
there and here, thanks for both
original spam
From: adira2 gabriel
Date: Saturday, June 11, 2011 9:00 AM
Hi dear
my names is Ms adira . i saw your personal data became interested in you.
i wait for your mail so that i can send my pictures to you and tell you all about me also we can start from there.
hope to here from you
Thanks
Ms adira.
adira196@yahoo.in
e.e. spamming
Friday, 8 July 2011
Codependency works well on the page. Less so off it.
i became you
so you
and you all me
also
we
from
there
to
here
thanks
easy and new
We all want it to be that, forever
original spam
From: Evelyn Sober
Date: Wednesday, July 20, 2011 9:43 PM
Hello Dearest,
My name is Evelyn, Is my pleasure to contact you today just to express my feelings to you, If you don't mind I would like to build a relationship with you, if you are interested please contact me back for easy communication and from there I will scan my photo and send to you. thanks from your new friend Eve.
God bless you.
e.e. spamming
Tue 26 Jul 2011
A sincere hello and goodbye, all on the same day.
is my pleasure
you today
just you
easy and new
reach my (private) something
it seems that you have permission
original spam
From: babylove4u1@libero.it
Date: Tuesday, August 30, 2011 11:13 AM
HELLO
happy to get your email, will be happy if you will reach me through my private
email here,
(brendaamoyo21@yahoo.in)
there is something i want to let you know,
thanks,
Brenda.
e.e. spamming
31 Aug 2011
you reach (through) my
(private) something
i (want to) let you
i don't want this surprise
A refund on life
Another interpretation of this poem has a very different feel. Sign of the times.
original spam
From: Liza Kofi
Date: Monday, October 31, 2011 2:38 PM
Cavalry Greetings,
Dear please I don't want this mail to come to you as a surprise OK, it is not intention to turn a beggar but situations push me to do this so i can be a reasonable person in life and to enable me help my mum and my little ones too, I'm from family of 4, a girl which is me and 3 boys.we lost our father 4 years ago in a car accident that took over 7 lives and he was the driver of the vehicle,ever since he died life has not been easy for us, and right now my younger ones are all at home no money for school and even me i could not finish my university. in fact life became so terrible so i feel i use go into net to source for any one that can just assist us with what ever you feel you can contribute to our live thank you so much and God will bless you.
Regards.
Liza Kofi,
e.e. spamming
Mon 21 Nov 2011
i don't want this surprise
a life
and little too
from which is me
lost ago
a life
Nobody gets it.
not been for us
and even me
my life
This should be the Polish national anthem.
so terrible so
i feel i
what ever you feel
this grief heart
A plea for help and revival
original spam
From: deborahpeters@rediffmail.com
Date: Tuesday, December 27, 2011 12:50 AM
16 BP Lome Republic of Togo
Beloved
I wish you and your family happy moments of life now and forever more
amen. I am writing you this mail with grief in my heart,but let all the
glory be to God as I am lead to contact you today. Yes according to the
doctors this cancer of the lungs will cost my life but before I die, help
me to serve the Lord while I am here on earth.
Write me back for more details.
Regards
Mrs Deborah Peters
e.e. spamming
Tue 3 Jan 2012
this grief heart
will cost my life
Life after death is not all that it's cracked up to be. You are, after all, now dead.
i die while i am
help me
you are?
are we each other?
The classic role reversal, as an interrogative.
original spam
From: Ms Tuma Ahoussou
Date: Friday, March 30, 2012 6:39 AM
Hello my Dear
I am Ms Tuma
how are you doing,
I hope you are in Good Health?
e.e. spamming
30 Mar 2012
i am you
Many answers. One right one.
you are?
love good — i'm good girl
A special deal, just today
Being a contributor to CPAN not only brings the satisfaction of contributing to open source software, but also spam fodder for the poetry grinder. Perl is wonderful.
original spam
From: daisy
Date: Friday, October 8, 2010 10:30 AM
Hello with love, Good morning ,how are you and your health?,my name is Daisy I'm nice and
good looking girl i just decided to drop you some words just to say hello
and how was today,I got your cpansearch.perl.org/src i will like you to introduce yourself,
please i will be very happy if you can reply me so that we can go further
to known each other,we can be good friends. thanks I'm waiting for your reply,
From Daisy
e.e. spamming
30 Mar 2012
love good
i'm good girl
to you
just today
you to please
i will go further
Morality toursim. There's something creepy about this line.
to other good
i got friends to know
Time to chat
original spam
From: RITA WILFRED
Date: Friday, May 25, 2012 11:34 PM
My name is rita i got your mail from friends.web search , am
intrested in you ,plz wite me back to know that you get my email ok
before telling you more about myself ,send my photo to see who is
talking ,till i hear from you
yours Rita
e.e. spamming
5 Jun 2012
i got
friends to know
But first, myself to find.
myself to see
talking
never tall, slim, and fair
Missed opportunities
original spam
From: Glory Babe
Date: Sunday, April 15, 2012 2:35 PM
Hello Dear,
i am glory,single never married, tall slim,and fair,that loves sightseeing and reading,i viewed your contact at and got interested in knowing you more for important discussion,could you please reply to me so that we will know each other very well.i will send my picture later.
Thanks,
glory
e.e. spamming
5 June 2012
never tall
slim
fair
and
knowing well
later
to get your happy
A time-honored recipe
original spam
From: babylove4u1@libero.it
Date: Tuesday, August 30, 2011 11:13 AM
HELLO
happy to get your email, will be happy if you will reach me through my private
email here,
(brendaamoyo21@yahoo.in)
there is something i want to let you know,
thanks,
Brenda.
e.e. spamming
5 Jun 2012
to get your happy
I'm definitely going to need longer arms for this one.
reach my private
i let you
i am looking for
A social private moment
original spam
From: aveline
Date: Friday, July 6, 2012 6:41 AM
Complement My Dear Heart.
How are you today? I hope all is well with you.I'm Miss Aveline
Benson.I,am looking for a very nice, humble and honest friend, I love
reading, listening to music, well, I am sensitive, intelligent,
passionate, loyal, social, humorous, and I'll be very happy to be your
friend Please make every effort to send me your picture, at my private
email hear, Having an endless day special and a moment of joy.
With love Aveline.
e.e. spamming
6 Jul 2012
are you? i am looking for
social private
endless
special
love
i give you my and you give me yours too
but just me
original spam
From: shelobaby majz
Date: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 3:15 PM
Hello My Dear
I'am miss shelomith easy-going and personable, I am the type of person with
whom a stranger can commence a conversation and feel as if he or she has
reconnected with an old friend.I have accomplished many things in life, but I
am also the type of girl who continually sets goals for myself as I chart my
course in this world. Am I proud of what I have achieved? Absolutely, but I
believe that the best is yet to come, and I hope to share in that adventure
with one special persion by my side.I well give you my picture and you give me
yours too. just contact me back miss shelomith.
e.e. spamming
12 Mar 2013
easy-old world
come share my side
i give
you my
you give
me yours
too
just me
how good is life with you
things about you feel so new
original spam
From: doradiopp20@gmail.com
Date: Saturday, August 11, 2012 3:12 AM
Hello
how are you good morning to you how is life going on with you i don't know how you will feel am here new on the Internet i need a love of my life who will love and trust me i will also love and trust you that all
e.e. spamming
17 Mar 2013
how good is life with you
i know you feel new
love life
who will
love me
i will
love you
all
i am searching for
Everybody's looking for something.
original spam
From: Jenna Lutfi
Date: Monday, April 23, 2012 10:36 AM
Hello, I am Mrs. Jenna Lutfi,I contact you because i have been searching for a contact that would help me in a business deal.I must inform you that i contact you because of your surname.Please, know that I did not come to you by mistake and I need to know if i am contacting the right person,and i will need you to let me know before i can give you more details of this deal that happens to be in favor of the family name I am searching for.Your early reply will be very much appreciated by me so I will not start looking for another person thinking that you might not be the right person I contact to execute the deal with me.I await your soonest reply.
Regards.
Mrs. Jenna Lutfi.
e.e. spamming
17 Mar 2013
i am searching for
contact
help
me
you
you
not by mistake
i am right
let me more of this
i am searching for
Sadly, not the first right. Just another.
another
right
with
me
soon
i escaped my life
the cost of a public office
The spammer rises to government, but asks for the same thing as before.
original spam
From: Mrs.Ishtar Baltasar
Date: Friday, June 28, 2013 1:05 AM
Dearest/Greetings ,
I am Mrs.Ishtar Baltasar of Syria wife of former personal assistance to late Gen, Daoud Rajiha,from Syria, due to the war in my country Syria which destroy everything, I escaped as refugee and hiding for my life due threatening to be killed by wicked government officials. I don't want you to take my contact to you as a problem and give any assistance to complete the project to move a certain amount of money to your possession. If you find my email interested should write back to me for more details.
Kindly contact me back via email and I will give you more details .You can ask any question for your understanding and clarification.
ishtarbaltasar01@hotmail.com
Regards
Mrs.Ishtar Baltasar
e.e. spamming
2 July 2013
i escaped my life
to be wicked
government
official
Something straight out of a Leonard Cohen poem. Just add 'oh baby' at the end.
i want you as a problem
any amount you find
should to me for more
and you more question
to you i am new
nothing like a fresh perspective
We place our hope in novelty, forgetting past disappointments.
original spam
From: janet doma
Date: Sunday, June 30, 2013 5:07 PM
Nice to meet you My name is Janet,I am new here; i want to make a new friendship with you,. if you want a sincerely and honest friendship.I hope that we can exchange photos and also know more about each other.here is my email address(janetdoma11@yahoo.com)I look forward to hearing from you soon.Janet.Thanks
e.e. spamming
2 July 2013
to you
i am new
Love transforms and creates. Easy does it Brahma.
here to make
a new you
you want
i hope
we can
and (also) know
more
i look
to from you
soon
today blessings with sickness
(disease)
To weak to stand, to tired to love.
original spam
From: Veronica Anderson
Date: Tuesday, July 16, 2013 6:15 PM
I have sent you an email earlier to you concerning this favourable
task without feedback from you.I assume you didn't read my mail
sent. However How are you today?May God's countless blessings be
showered on you abundantly(Amen) .I emailed you us to discuss with you
about my late husband and I finances and estate with the bank,due to
my sickness (Alzheimer's disease)which can't make me finish this
favourable task which I intend to donate and stipulate to the
lessprivilegdes,you can contact me today via email for more
information on this. Looking forward to hearing from you, God bless,
veronica Anderson.
e.e. spamming
19 July 2013
today?
Another depressing diagnosis. But aren't they all?
blessings with sickness (disease)
today this looking to you
looking for my & you
good for both
Things that work for both are hard to find.
original spam
From: Gilbert Wiltod
Date: Tuesday, July 23, 2013 7:51 AM
Dear Sir/Madam
My name is Gilbert Wiltod. I am an investor. I am looking for a good business to invest outside my country. My area of investment is Real Estate, Hotels, Mining, Oil & Gas or any good business you have in mind that will bring good return on investment.
I want to partner with you if you have any good business idea please feel free to shear your idea with me.
Best Regards
Gilbert Wiltod
e.e. spamming
25 Jul 2013
looking for my & you
good with you
good with me
on for in with hope be
The things that are nice, you and i
When you can't find it, look for it in spam.
original spam
From: Gevine Neziah
Date: Sunday, July 21, 2013 8:40 AM
Hello
Nice to meet you. My name is Gevine Zemah.
I saw your contact email as i was browsing on the internet for friends.
And feel interested in making friend with you.
I hope you don't mind, I will be happy to read from you when you get my message.
So that i can also send you my picture for you to see who i am.
I hope we can be good friends by sharing photos, interests and experiences.
I hope to see your reply. Thanks and have a nice day
Your friend
Gevine
e.e. spamming
26 July 2013
nice
on for in
with hope be
to can for
you and i
nice
we tried to find happy
more, yes, exciting, yes ... but happy?
Contributed by Nathan Richan.
original spam
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e.e. spamming
31 Jan 2014
here from busy |adding
of
|new
over (past)
|few (and)
have more,
more,
more,
more, |(exciting)
Sadness is in the tense.
we tried |(to find)
|happy
anyone want all 50?
it's too late—too often the case
Contributed by Nathan Richan.
original spam
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e.e. spamming
31 Jan 2014
anyone want all 50 (?)
why, these secrets (?) [never intended…]
reach , locate,
missing,lost,obtain,
friends,dead,
dead,
dead (beat)
spouse
crack old skeletons
check about her husband (investigate)
mysterious neighbors find out
hide, hide, hide
you’ll
try, try, try
it’s too late
jump
you and you and you
you and myself, all mixed up
original spam
From: Simon Grosvenor
Date: Wednesday, February 12, 2014 2:46 AM
Hello,
I am sending you this email with reservations, basically because you may perceive
my intentions wrongly.
The issue I want to reveal to you is a classified and sensitive one. On your
response I will intimate you about this transaction and give you more
information about myself.
Yours sincerely,
Simon Grosvenor
simongrosvenor13@gmail.com
e.e. spamming
12 Feb 2014
you, you
you
and
you and
you
more myself
yours
bye soon
comfort in distance
original spam
From: blessingapia11@gmail.com
Date: Friday, May 16, 2014 3:12 AM
My new friend,
i am miss Rita,
hope my mail finds you in good health,
i believe distance or color does not mean any thing,
what matters is love and concern,
please contact me here in my private
email OK, bye i am waiting for your reply soon,
Rita.
e.e. spamming
May 2014
hope finds you in distance
not any thing, what, in my private
Farewell delayed, but only temporarily.
ok, bye soon
to you with you
words bouncing
A nice symmetry between you and I.
original spam
From: gevine@yahoo.com
Date: Sunday, July 21, 2013 8:40 AM
Hello
Nice to meet you. My name is Gevine Zemah.
I saw your contact email as i was browsing on the internet for friends.
And feel interested in making friend with you.
I hope you don't mind, I will be happy to read from you when you get my message.
So that i can also send you my picture for you to see who i am.
I hope we can be good friends by sharing photos, interests and experiences.
I hope to see your reply. Thanks and have a nice day
Your friend
Gevine
e.e. spamming
4 Jul 2014
to you
with you
you i
i can
i am
i can, and
i see
i have to you without from you
Oh, just get it over with
You can always ask.
original spam
From: Veronica Anderson
Date: Tuesday, July 16, 2013 6:15 PM
I have sent you an email earlier to you concerning this favourable task without feedback from you.I assume you didn't read my mail sent. However How are you today?May God's countless blessings be showered on you abundantly(Amen) .I emailed you us to discuss with you about my late husband and I finances and estate with the bank,due to my sickness (Alzheimer's disease)which can't make me finish this favourable task which I intend to donate and stipulate to the lessprivilegdes,you can contact me today via email for more information on this.
Looking forward to hearing from you,
God bless,
veronica Anderson.
e.e. spamming
4 Jul 2014
i have to you
without from you
sent today?god's(amen)
you with my sickness(disease)
The e.e. spammings version of the GTD system.
finish this,today
this from you,
god
everyone is life
and all this for me
One of my best ones in recent attempts. I'm loving the Heminwayan series of and's.
original spam
From: Miller, Brandon
Date: Thursday, May 16, 2013 3:19 AM
Hello Every One,
My Name is Mrs. Miller Brandon, i live in USA and life is worth living comfortably for me and my family now and i really have never seen goodness shown to me this much in my life as i am a struggling mum with three kids and i have been going through a serious problem as my husband encountered a terrible accident last two weeks, and the doctors states that he needs to undergo a delicate surgery for him to be able to walk again and i could not afford the bill for his surgery then i went to the bank for a loan and they turn me down stating that i have no credit card, from there i run to my father and he was not able to help, then when i was browsing through yahoo answers and i came across a loan lender Mr Ben Jetto who provides loans at an affordable interest rate and i have been hearing about so many scams on the internet but at this my desperate situation, i had no choice than to give it an attempt and surprisingly it was all like a dream, i received a loan of $35,000 USD and i paid for my husband's surgery and thank GOD today he is okay and can walk and is working and the burden is no longer so much on me any more and we can feed well and my family is happy today and i said to my self that i will shout aloud to the world of the wonders of GOD to me through this GOD fearing lender Mr Ben Jetto and i will advise anyone in genuine and serious need of loan to Contact this GOD fearing man via Email: ben.jetto01@yahoo.com
And i want you all to pray for this man for me
THANKS
Mrs. Miller Brandon
e.e. spamming
4 July 2014
every one is life
living now
life
a struggling
a problem
a terrible
a surgery
A thing. The thing. This is gold.
the surgery
a loan
down there
a loan
an interest
so many had no choice
to all
What is a dream but a loan of time from consciousness for the slim possibility of happier thoughts?
a dream
a loan
and i paid for
god
okay
and
and
and so much any more
and
and
and that god
this god
anyone god
and all this for me
problem? problem
a new world on earth
When the Illuminati send you an email, one thing is certain. Don't answer.
original spam
From: ILLUMINATI FRATERNITY
Date: Tuesday, July 30, 2013 2:18 PM
Good day
Do you have financial problem? If yes, your problem has ended. Are you
interested in being a member of a fraternity that offers you MONEY POWER
RESPECT and FAME and more.. Do you want to be a member of the
Illuminati? We can change your life forever, give you connection all over
the world. We stand as a symbol of authority we are promoting the bond of brother hood.
The Illuminati empowers young men and women with Wealth Fame and
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be known among the Greatest men on earth...
We Can Make You Rich Forever
e.e. spamming
7 July 2014
A confirmation more than a question.
problem? problem
you being you
money
power
respect
fame
more..
you want we
can
Promised by many belief systems. Never delivered.
life over world of
authority of menwomen with
wealth fame power
a new world on earth
forever
i'am easy-going stranger
and feel friend
Nigerian dreams. Nigerian nightmares.
original spam
From: shelobaby majz
Date: Tuesday, March 12, 2013 3:15 PM
Hello My Dear
I'am miss shelomith easy-going and personable, I am the type of person with
whom a stranger can commence a conversation and feel as if he or she has
reconnected with an old friend.I have accomplished many things in life, but I
am also the type of girl who continually sets goals for myself as I chart my
course in this world. Am I proud of what I have achieved? Absolutely, but I
believe that the best is yet to come, and I hope to share in that adventure
with one special persion by my side.I well give you my picture and you give me
yours too. just contact me back miss shelomith.
e.e. spamming
9 July 2014
i'am easy-going stranger
and feel friend
The author waits for the reader's question.
am i what? absolutely
yet to come,
to share that
with
by my you
my and you
me yours
just me
i saw today i know you
a junk realization
original spam
From: sophia queen
Date: Wednesday, July 23, 2014 10:49 AM
Hi, I'm Sophia by name! I saw your contact today at (excel ) and i decided to write to you for us to know each other. as friends. I we be very happy to know more about you. And i we also tell you all about me, reply me , For us to know each other very well as friends. I am waiting keep cool.......
Best Regards Sophia.
e.e. spamming
27 July 2014
i saw today
i know know you
you
all
me
me
know well best
doing good
please, very please
Quality opens the door for supplication.
original spam
From: Miss Rita
Date: Monday, August 11, 2014 at 11:23 AM
hello dear how are you doing, hope you are doing good, dear please i need to talk to you it is very important please, i will wait for your reply so that i will tell you my reason of mailing you
e.e. spamming
11 Aug 2014
you doing
you doing good
please
very please
i will
i will
i want you over this morality
want some? give up some
You can't have everything.
original spam
From: Paulin Neumann [paulinneumann@hotmail.com]
Date: 20 October 2014 11:36
Hello dear
How are you today. Please i want you to read this mail carefully and answer me. I contacted you because i want you to take care of my fortune. I have chronic esophageal cancer for years now and my doctor yesterday diagnosed that i have shorter time to live.....
Well i am pleased to locate you and to know if you can accept taking care of my son and organizing a charity for the orphans around you with my fortune. I have a reasonable amount of money in my account and i want to hand you over the money so that you can actualize my last wish. I really want my only child to be out of this country when i die for the sake of safety and morality. I hope you will accept my request.
Please, i need your urgent response because of my situation.
Yours sincerely,
Mrs. Paulin Neumann.
e.e. spamming
21 Oct 2014
i want you
and me
i want you
That's to say, for a long time.
for years now
to live
you and
you and
you
i want you
over money
this morality
Awkward. Pressing.
my urgent situation
there,hope feeling desire
parade of commas
Punctuation is, where it's at.
original spam
From: Lily Nana [lilian_babyjoy@hotmail.com]
Date: 29 October 2014 18:12
How are you doing over there,hope you are doing very good and you are feeling fine,
I am Lilian,I am writing you with great desire of establishing a sincere friendship with you,
I know you might be very surprised receiving my mail as we know not before,but I come in peace and I have good reasons why I contacted you of which I will let you know in my next mail as soon as you reply back and that will enable us get to know each other a little bit and we may equally exchange photos so as to enable us see each other for a start,so get back in touch if you wish to give it a try,but if not,I am so sorry to bother you by sending you this very mail at first,please bear with me and do not get offended by my mail,I sincerely apologized if you are not interested ok,
Thanks,
Sincerely Yours,Lilian.
e.e. spamming
30 Nov 2014
there,hope
feeling
fine,desire
you,i know
as not before,
start,touch
wish
try
not,sorry
bother
first,please
with me
do get
Ending on a comma. Expecting more to come,
ok,
old, swell, pains
my life, my condition
Life is a highly conditional condition.
original spam
From: fatima jose
Date: Monday, November 3, 2014 at 6:19 AM
Dear One,
I am Miss Fatima Jose, whose photograph appear on the attachment file, 15 years old girl, having develop a swell around my neck of 11 months duration as well as pains before I went to the hospital and undergo a chemotherapy.
Following the doctor's report, i will undergo a surgery and will cost $7,850 to carry out the surgery. In this regard with due respect, kindly help me to undergo this surgery.
Please, I am seriously requesting for your financial assistance in order to save my life and be healthy again. No amount is small, since a drop of water make a mighty ocean. Thanks, God bless you and guide you in your deliberation.
Kindly, see the attachment photograph and see my health condition.
Regards
Fatima Jose
e.e. spamming
3 Nov 2014
old, swell as pains
hospital(therapy)
(doctor)
(report)
a surgery
the surgery
We're all due. The difference between us is merely the due date.
this due
this surgery
my life
small thanks, god
my condition
cancer work of the lord
mysterious ways as neoplasm
It's either easy to argue against this, or impossible, depending on your beliefs.
original spam
From: Miller, Owen
Date: Friday, November 7, 2014 at 3:33 PM
I am Mrs. Amelia Everhart; I am going on a cancer surgery today. I have willed 4,370,000.00 GBP to you for the work of the Lord. Contact my attorney bsmp@outlook.be for details
e.e. spamming
12 Nov 2014
cancer
to you
the work
Cruel. Capricious. Sadistic.
of the lord
i was here sick last
warning from previous occupant
original spam
From: Doris Stein [Dstein@CHOC.ORG]
Date: 16 December 2014 04:07
I was told to contact you by Mrs. Anyar Gerald who is currently here
in a sick bed, there is one last wish of hers,she will want you to
help her carry out please contact her via private email
(anyargerald353@gmail.com ) for more details
e.e. spamming
17 December 2014
i was here
sick
last
hers,she
will want you
to
out her
for more
time we can avoid
need the goods.asap
original spam
From: accounts@varenyamlogistics.com
Date: Thursday, December 11, 2014 at 11:27 PM
Dear Sales Manager,
My colleague is on leave, Here is our updated Order, Please find the attach order to make an invoice for us, and we need this listed goods asap.Also what is the best time to reach you? Because of the time difference. So we can follow-up to avoid any delay,
Thanks, with Rgds
Luis Figueiredo
e.e. spamming
8 Jan 2015
here is our
to make for us
and we need this
asap.also
time to you the
time we can avoid
how i want you to this me
more begging, as usual
Keep your lover, leave your morality.
original spam
From: Paulin Neumann
Date: Monday, October 20, 2014 at 11:36 AM
Hello dear
How are you today. Please i want you to read this mail carefully and
answer me. I contacted you because i want you to take care of my
fortune. I have chronic esophageal cancer for years now and my doctor
yesterday diagnosed that i have shorter time to live.....
Well i am pleased to locate you and to know if you can accept taking
care of my son and organizing a charity for the orphans around you
with my fortune. I have a reasonable amount of money in my account and
i want to hand you over the money so that you can actualize my last
wish. I really want my only child to be out of this country when i die
for the sake of safety and morality. I hope you will accept my
request. Please, i need your urgent response because of my situation.
Yours sincerely,
Mrs. Paulin Neumann.
e.e. spamming
19 Jan 2015
how
i want you
to this me
i i want you
A real medical condition.
to take chronic years
my yesterday
that time
to live
i am
around you
over you
i want out
of this morality
my situation
god knows to be afraid
Shame on any gods that make a suffering man
original spam
From: mrsjeniffer@outlook.com
Date: Wednesday, January 7, 2015 at 11:07 PM
My name is Jeniffer, I am happy to know you, but God knows you better and he knows why he has directed me to you at this point in time so do not be afraid. I saw your contact email at ministries of commerce and foreign trade departments. I am writing this mail to you with heavy sorrow in my heart.
And am contacting you because I don’t have any other option than to tell you as I was touched to open up to you, I am married to Mr.Mauller Edward who worked with Libyan embassy in London for ten years before he died in the year 2005.we were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only five days. & i have 8.5 million dollars to transfer to you in charity name to help poor in your place, contact me here.
Sincerely.
Jeniffer Mauller Edward
e.e. spamming
19 Jan 2015
Not helpful to anyone.
god knows
to be afraid
of my heart
as i was
This can happen over a matter of minutes.
years died
child died after
illness for days
poor place
here
help. help me
a scammer's s.o.s.
The call's gone out.
original spam
From: Zainab Al
Date: Monday, February 16, 2015 at 8:26 PM
Hello Dear Help.
I need Help.
Please help me and my children in Syria as our present condition
here is so precarious; my husband moved some funds out of our
country to overseas, on his way back to manage to rescue us out of
this hell place before he was killed by ISIS.....Help us please we
are helpless here I'm ready to offer you 20% out of the total amount
as a reward; once you help me secure the fund for the sake of my
children future, amount involved is $17.8M USD it was packaged
in trunk box for safety reasons. Upon your acceptance to help me,
I’ll furnish you with more details.... Meanwhile can you be able to
help me buy a residential house?
Waiting for your quick response,
Cordially
Zainab
e.e. spamming
17 Feb 2015
help.
help me
If I could only describe it.
my condition
my husband
our country
to manage
to rescue
this hell
help us
helpless here
once
for sake my future
for reasons
help me
help me
quick
feel oppressed homes
something is always going wrong
A litany and a solution.
original spam
From: Napo Alim
Date: Wednesday, June 10, 2015 at 1:38 AM
Good bye to financial problems
Is there anyone out there who finds it difficult to get a loan
Or is there any one out there who have been humiliated by friends and
relatives due to inadequate funds and feel oppressed,
Mr. Alfred of sure financial Homes is offering loans at an affordable
rate apply now.
e.e. spamming
11 Jun 2015
Accompanied by bad solutions.
good problems out there
difficult friends
relatives
due funds
feel oppressed homes
is at an now
your identity, our claim
Creep notice from your health insurance
original spam
From: MAYBIN M.MWINGA
Date: Monday, August 31, 2015 at 1:27 AM
CONGRATS! YOUR EMAIL ID/IDENTITY HAS EMERGED AS ONE OF OUR LUCKY
WINNER. FOR CLAIM, KINDLY CHECK THE ATTACHED CLAIM FORM AND FILL UP
YOUR BIO DATA CORRECTLY AND SEND TO OUR CLAIMS DEPARTMENT VIA EMAIL ID:
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e.e. spamming
31 Aug 2015
your identity
our claim
Hand it over.
your data
our department
sesperately need your and you
desperate needs require desperate actions
original spam
From: Armand Gami
Date: Thursday, August 28, 2014 at 4:34 AM
I am Armand Gami, I'm 17. I desperately need your help. not your money, but a little of your time, your kindness and your honesty. God bless you. Armand
e.e. spamming
14 Oct 2015
desperately need your.
your,
a little your,
your and
Am I too obvious?
you.
i want you ok
the author confesses
It's what I want that's easy / It's getting it that's complicated. —Royksopp (What I Want)
A previous interpretation of this poem has a very different feel. Sign of the times.
original spam
From: Liza Kofi
Date: Monday, October 31, 2011 at 2:38 PM
Cavalry Greetings,
Dear please I don't want this mail to come to you as a surprise OK, it is not intention to turn a beggar but situations push me to do this so i can be a reasonable person in life and to enable me help my mum and my little ones too, I'm from family of 4, a girl which is me and 3 boys.we lost our father 4 years ago in a car accident that took over 7 lives and he was the driver of the vehicle,ever since he died life has not been easy for us, and right now my younger ones are all at home no money for school and even me i could not finish my university. in fact life became so terrible so i feel i use go into net to source for any one that can just assist us with what ever you feel you can contribute to our live thank you so much and God will bless you.
Regards.
Liza Kofi,
e.e. spamming
14 Oct 2015
i (don't) want (this) you
ok
to push me
to this
life over
died life
not easy,
right now
even me
Though often I find I can.
i could not
in life
so terrible
feel
for any one
that just us
with ever you
feel you
live you
much you
stop reach see
Take a moment to grab a visual
Grab a moment and use it.
original spam
From: Mrs. Busisiwe Nomsa Zenzele
Date: Monday, October 26, 2015 at 9:24 PM
Please stop avoiding my letters. I've tried severally to reach you. See attached letter which I have earlier sent to you and get back to me. Yours in the lord, Mrs. Busisiwe Nomsa Zenzele, Johannesburg, South Africa.
e.e. spamming
29 Oct 2015
stop
reach
see
attached (i have)
to you
to me
our transgenic knock(out)
genetically modified organisms—here to help
These days, I rarely get interesting spam. Most of the junk comes from biotech companies wanting to sell (or sometimes buy) things. This one stood out because of the subject line: "Connect with a local transgenic rodent expert".
Connect with a rodent (expert)? Count me in.
original spam
From: Cheryl Wang
Date: Wednesday, October 21, 2015 at 8:02 AM
Dear Martin,
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e.e. spamming
29 Oct 2015
our
transgenic
knock(out)
knock(in)
animal scientists
help us
get assistance!
find answers
to all
my dying desire for you
all desire dies, with us
original spam
From: Mrs. Dominica Gbagbo
Date: Thursday, May 21, 2015 at 11:02 AM
In Good Spirit and Faith,
Receiving this mail is based on my dying desire to link a trusted and sincere person who I can rely on in setting up a charity project for the benefit of the motherless children and widows.
If you are strong and capable in handling this task, can I trust you in this respect?
Your prompt response will be appreciated if the tears from motherless children around us touch your heart.
Mrs. Dominica Gbagbo
e.e. spamming
25 Nov 2015
my dying
desire
for you
in your tears
touch your heart
good good good?
be that good and be it now
Plese.
original spam
From: Mr Mohamad Yasin Abdullah
Date: Wednesday, December 2, 2015 at 1:45 PM
Good Day ,
Good day and Compliments.Hope you are doing good? Please be informed that I want to go into a good business with you. But by indicating your interest to establish a business relationship with me, I will give you the full information's for us to move forward. Therefore, contact me immediately for more details.
Sincerely,
Mr Mohamad Yasin Abdullah
e.e. spamming
2 Dec 2015
good good good?
be that good
with me
for me
No sense in waiting.
immediately
its desire
no, its abuse
Symmetric poem. Two sides of a coin? What value?
original spam
From: Penda Garba
Date: Thursday, March 10, 2016 at 5:24 AM
Dear Nice to meet you,My name is Penda, its my desire to share friendship with you, after i see your profile, hope its not abuse. if you are interested write me back thanks, i will be expecting your mail, Yours friend Penda
e.e. spamming
18 Mar 2016
its desire
you see
hope
its abuse
if i will
its desire
things change
New words for the same things. Another take on the spam above.
original spam
From: Penda Garba
Date: Thursday, March 10, 2016 at 5:24 AM
Dear Nice to meet you,My name is Penda, its my desire to share friendship with you, after i see your profile, hope its not abuse. if you are interested write me back thanks, i will be expecting your mail, Yours friend Penda
e.e. spamming
11 April 2016
its desire
after hope
Lines everywhere. Only cross some—not this one.
its abuse
pleasure to you
to you and to me
Reciprocal, or else.
original spam
From: Adele
Date: Wednesday, July 20, 2016 at 7:04 AM
hi
its a pleasure to write you, please feel free to reply me. I have something very important to tell you. I will also send some of my pictures for you to know me. I will be expecting your reply soon. thanks
yours
Adele
e.e. spamming
21 July 2016
pleasure to you
please
feel to me
very
something to you
also some
you to me
Come on!
soon.
please stop avoiding me
is anyone listening?
Wonderfully ambiguous. A prayer or God talking?
original spam
From: Mrs. Busisiwe Nomsa Zenzele
Date: Monday, October 26, 2015 at 9:24 PM
Please stop avoiding my letters. I've tried severally to reach you. See attached letter which I have earlier sent to you and get back to me. Yours in the lord, Mrs. Busisiwe Nomsa Zenzele, Johannesburg, South Africa.
e.e. spamming
21 July 2016
please
stop avoiding me.
A signature or a vocative?
lord
this is you
a man for all things
Life is a need, right?
original spam
From: grimaldi.shipping
Date: Friday, September 9, 2016 at 1:11 AM
ATTN : CEO,
THIS IS A SURPRISE MESSAGE TO YOU OK, AM OIL BUSINESS MAN AND AM CONTACTING YOU FOR LUCRATIVE BUSINESS INVESTMENT
THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY I NEEDS YOUR FEED BACK. I LODGED AT CHELSEA PINES INN, 317 WEST 14th STREET, NEW YORK CITY FOR
SECURITY OF MY LIFE.
e.e. spamming
9 Sep 2016
this is you, man
for needs
A kind of need.
for life
i need you
and definitely not publicly
Every need has its scope.
original spam
From: Gaydowski, Kathryn
Date: Sunday, September 25, 2016 at 4:56 AM
I Need to talk to you privately. Reply me.
e.e. spamming
26 Sep 2016
i need you
Permission flags set. All red.
privately.
me
good day without you
maybe it is, or not
It's a long life to spend counting withouts.
original spam
From: Silasi
Date: Sunday, November 6, 2016 at 9:45 AM
Good day and how are you? This is like the 3rd mail I have sent to this email without any reply. Are you no longer using this email...? Please let me know if this email is still valid or not. or better give me your working email.
I have sent 3 mails to your email and they all failed. Dont know if this will also be received or not? Please confirm.
I will resend the mail if you did not receive the first one I sent.
Thanks
e.e. spamming
6 Nov 2016
good day
without you
this is
or not
or better
don't know
or not
if not
first one
doctor death
the end of medication
Poignantly poetic already, this spam needs little improvement. Stage 4 is brilliantly misspelled as "stage for cancer" which presents the disease as a play.
original spam
From: Kristina Kristina
Date: Thursday, March 16, 2017 at 4:00 AM
Dear Beloved,
I am at a stage for cancer patient and have recently been informed by my doctor that the complication in my body system will lead to my imminent death since no medication can alleviate the high system of deformation i am encountering at this time in my system.
I have an inheritance from my late father that I think I have no use for with this latest update so am looking around for a trustworthy person I can authorize for the claim and use it for humanitarian purposes.
Will give more details when I get a reply form you.
Thanks,
Kriistina
e.e. spamming
17 Mar 2017
Straight to Mengele's voicemail.
doctor death can alleviate
deformation this time
i think
no use for
this looking around
for details
now hice
you, life and here
Over-punctuated and under-worded. How, nice.
original spam
From: Daniella morrison daniellamorrison4@gmail.com
Date: Sat, Jul 7, 2018 at 2:53 PM
my dear,
how is life treating you, am here to know how you are doing, have a nice weekend,
e.e. spamming
7 July 2018
my, life
you, here
how, nice
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