Trump Ipsum

All text is randomly and irretrievably generated. Haiku syllable counting is automated, so please pardon errors.

The Randomized Donald Trump

Trump Lorem Ipsum (Tripsum) is randomly generated text that sounds like Donald Trump. The text is generated using a Markov Chain and uses as input the Election 2016 Presidential Debate transcripts.

Rest assured that the text is indeed randomly generated. As such, it represents all the words—the best words—that Trump hasn't said. Yet.

If you haven't gotten enough of Trump, after reading a tripsum you will. So, make sure to inocculate yourself with a dose of Nietzche Ipsum.

Other Ipsums

Tripsum is one of a large family of ipsums.

If you're interested in words you may enjoy my Word Usage Analysis of Presidental Debates


Written in Perl. Text is generated by Algorithm::MarkovChain. Syllables are counted by Lingua::EN::Syllable.


25 Oct 2016. v0.02. Fixed punctuation. Still seeing issues with ellipsis. Added randomized text based on topic. Added haikus.

24 Oct 2016. v0.01. Some punctuation issues still to be resolved.